The beardy buck says this is a TOP SECRET surfbreak from the inside of his head while inside of his wee van; he’s sitting in his father’s old armchair with his feet on grade A celtic carpet. Word has it that while looking out at dumpy waves one miserable day he dreamed up this ideal scenario… but it all seems a bit suspicious. He did disappear a few weeks ago & appeared back after a cupla days with a big smile on his face… but maybe he has a new girlfriend. The Painted Lady butterfly searching out some sea rocket would seem to confirm this in a symbolic sort of way. But then the boots are off & the board being off the roof too & the wetsuit left out for drying seem to tell another story. It must be a mountainous area if the choughs are about doing their acrobatics, & that small ferryboat has to be heading somewhere interesting. Is that Easkey with the yellow twinfin? Maybe we should ask her. Mind you, it does look far too sunny to be anywhere around here. The story goes that back in 1980 he took off in an old navy blue Escort van with teak window boards holding the back doors together; he surfed down through Spain & Portugal & ended up on the Canary Islands for months. Yep- he probably just found an old photo in a drawer!